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Hungover Vlog: Corset Care After a Night Out

What is shame?

I’m not sure. I think it’s cultural construct that gets in the way of people appreciating the silliness and truth in their humanity.

That’s why I made a shamelessly hungover, instructional vlog, demonstrating one of our simple, industry tips on corset care. Yet again I humble myself on the internet: for you. You’re welcome. And when better to demonstrate this particular corset care tip than after a ruckus night out?

…I probably could have done this better. Oh well, here goes:

For those of you who like contextual stories, read on (if not, skip to end).

There was once a girl in a stupid American Apparel dress. One day, she donned a corset an turned into a princess (kind of).

Corselette = wardrobe game changer.
Even whilst mustering the energy for a big night of rocking out, it’s clear that a corselette is a wardrobe game changer.

The princess wished very much to dance and be entertained, so she traveled to a far away land called Oakland, where the most zef minstrels in all of the world’s kingdoms were blowing fucking minds. 

Die Antwoord. Baby's on Fire.
Yes, yes, yes. Baby’s on Fire.

She danced and danced the night away, stomping around and having a blast at this strange festival of the celebration of large booty and …rats. 

It obviously got "freeky"
As was to be expected, things got “freeky”

When the night was over and she had returned to her own dominion (studio apartment) she was very tired and extremely sweaty.

Aaaaaand collapse.
Aaaaaand… collapse. Full circle!

Her clothes smelled of all the wonders the Oakland had to offer, and so, the next day — though the princess had turned back into a normal, scrappy lady — she had to freshen her corset. Because adults take care of their nice things. 

Caring for a sweaty, smelly, or even stained corset is easier than one might imagine. A simple brew of vodka and water (no, a cocktail spilled on you doesn’t count) will do wonders to freshen your garment and remove odor when dry cleaning is inconvenient. Watch the following video for details on how-to.


The underbust corset featured in this tale of an evening and it’s aftercare is Dark Garden’s black poplin corselette — of which I am a big fan. On long torso’d folk like myself, it acts like a wide waist belt: perfect to throw over any dress, jumpsuit, or pant/shirt outfit to amazing wasp-waist silhouette effects. Its smaller dimensions make it a great option for those with a shorter torso as well, for whom most underbust corsets are too long.

Lucy of Lucy’s Corsetry did a thorough review of Dark Garden’s corselette, which one can view here. It’s available for purchase on Dark Garden’s online boutique.

Simple tips like these can lengthen the life of your corset and make the experience of wearing them (for you and those smelling you) much more enjoyable. For more intensive (and sober) corset cleaning tips, refer to this article, written by Dark Garden pattern associate and stitcher, as well as very coherent corset blogger, Marianne. More for your bag of corset tricks — and happy (clean) corsetting!

LOVE,

Dark Garden's corselette in black diamond brocade fabric, paired with Dita Von Teese's Tulip Bra and high-waisted brief from her Von Follies line of lingerie (also available currently at the Dark Garden boutique). Photo by Joel Aron, modeled by Euphrates X
Dark Garden’s corselette in black diamond brocade fabric, paired with Dita Von Teese’s Tulip Bra and high-waisted brief (also available currently at the Dark Garden boutique) Photo by Joel Aron, modeled by Euphrates X

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